Holden, sounds like you need a new job. If you even need one at all.
****, I hate people, don't you? lol...
Sounds to me like you are anti-social, and you are being placed in social positions that make you feel very uncomfortable. If that is the case, I can relate. But once I figured out the problem, I made a remedy, and that was NOT being in those types of situations.
If you need money and it's a crappy job, I would get a new one, preferably with less faces.
The job I'm at at the moment requires almost zero talking with people. Yet co-workers attempt to be "friends" with me.. I don't really understand when I deliberately go out of my way to avoid people. Oh well, you get my point, yeah?