To All the Readers(Especially Senor Raul,Herr Hauser, Mr.Silenus and Mr.Irba),
My psychotic mother,in the midst of once in a century pandemic has been fixing telephonic dates for me. It works like this-she gives me a time, and at time I call up the girl,I introduce myself and ask her for introduction.
Last time,as I told Senor Raul,I managed to dodge the bullet. You see, I speak better English than most Indians and my accent is more British than Indian,so when I talked to the girl,knowing full well,that she and her family will report back to my parents,I spoke all the right things-but in English. My accent is naturally British,I did not fake it.The girl,kept on trying to speak in Hindi, and to make me speak in Hindi,but I stuck to my guns.
The result was what I wanted-they did not say to my parents that I said anything unconventional,only they stopped responding to my psychotic mothers calls.
The girl would have been too embarrassed to tell her that I talked in English and she would rather have me talk in Hindi,because then that would have meant that she did not know how to speak English fluently which no self respecting Indian girl will confess to-so I got what I wanted.
Now,in the evening,my psychotic mother has fixed another telephonic date for me.I am not sure if this trick of mine will work every single time-my request to Senor Raul and Herr Hauser and to the others is to tell me if there is anything which I can say to the girl, which makes her reject me, it cannot be anything blatant,like I am already in a relationship with another woman, because then they will report me to my parents,it will have to be subtle, and it should convey the message to the girl that she should avoid me like a plague.
Thanks( to my only friends in the whole wide world).